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Tuesday, May 9, 2017

HARD



It's getting harder to find...

someone who isn't twenty

has half a brain

has an attention span of more than 10 seconds


It's getting harder to find... 

someone who can name one former president
besides George Lincoln and Abraham Washington

who won't call you "honey" at the checkout line

who remembers what I just said even if I can't


It's getting harder to find...

someone who can use
to
too
two
properly in a sentence

who hasn't been spotted at Wal-Mart
with a way too outrageous Brazilian butt lift
the cost of which has consigned them to 
meander those aisles for the rest of eternity

who can write a line like
"I'm blessed and I didn't even sneeze"

if U can write a line like that then 
drop 
me 

line
or 
too

otherwise Dumb and Dumber To
is playing down the street...

see U at the movies

29 comments:

  1. (✿◠‿◠) I sooo luv when my poet friends make me smile.

    Happy Tuesday Enjoy the movie.

    much love...

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  2. Lol......loved it to much. Cackle.

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    1. Nice response...chortle...guffaw...!

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  3. This made me laugh, and I like the way you demonstrated it to.

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  4. Truth bomb! Just what I expect from you. :) I don't know what that butt lift is and hope to never find out. Yikes

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    1. It's for those who want to look like Kim Kardashian from the waist down!

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  5. Ha.. I would google presidents I think, but maybe I'm excused for not knowing so much about Taft except that he might have been stuck in a bathtub....

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  6. That's a weighty subject. He was the only president to also serve as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. (He appointed himself!!!)

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  7. I liked those Dumb and Dumber movies. I am trying to imagine what a "Brazilian butt lift" is (and whether I need one). I liked the concern for differentiating between to, too and two.

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  8. I'm blessed, and I didn't even sneeze either. lol. great line

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  9. Oh honey...your intellectualism overwhelms me.You are two awesome!I could loose my mind over you :)

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    1. Oh, I'm just to flattered...same to U...

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    1. Thanks for the mammaries ...er...memories

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  11. I'm with you on this one. The art of intelligent conversation is on the decline.

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    1. One day I'll have to go into the reasons for that...ooh fun...

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  12. This hilarious because it's true of so many people.

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  13. Won of my favorites of the three... to, and two toos:
    ___ This bouquet has a marvelous fragrance -TO IT-. To this, the period too, needs to be set... two words back.
    ___ TO IT, are two unneeded words so awkwardly and too often applied, to end an already complete sentence.
    ___ Have I 'one' here_? Smiles_! _m

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  14. dumb and dumber to...really?...where? ;)

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  15. I haven't watched movies in 30 some years and am also very content with not watching the news, friend Tim ... U understand, man ? Not ? ... Okay then, let me translate this for you: "Me haven't watched no fuckin movies in sum 30 fuckin years and also haven't been watchin any fuckin news, friend Tim ... U fuckin understand what i'm fuckin sayin to you?" ... Ergo, so very tired of stinky mouth foulness ... refusing to participate ... Much love from the clean mean cat.

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    1. U sure know how to get your fuckin point across :)

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  16. He-He. Love it. A pith helmet not needed - need the rush of the gush!
    Anna :o]`

    ตารางคะแนนบุนเดสลีกา

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